I believe you have my stapler...

Swingline has made a stapler that any person would fight over if taken/lost. This cool stapler uses staples that have RFID (radio frequency identification) tags added onto them. The idea is to use them on very important documents so that when they are misplaced you can find them again. Too bad Milton in Office Space didn't have one of these bad boys, he would have been able to find his stapler much more easily. Personally, I would probably end up stapling people for fun and letting my dog ingest a few so I can found out how long her bowel movement cycle takes. This was found on Popular Science's website along with several other future office devices including: see-through monitors, rollable electronic displays and much more. Check out the slideshow portion with all the devices here.